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Phonosynthesis 

The process by which phat filled wax converts sonic coincidence into dance-sick stomping grounds in orgasmic compounds, and known to dehydrate carbon-based lifeforms while accompanied by simultaneous release of "Oh!" and "Again!".
She was a Freshman minoring in Biology before she attended her first rave, where she claims to have experienced Phonosynthesis from the DJ's records. Enamored by the beauty of Vinyl, she transferred to Old School and changed her Major to PLUR-ology with a minor in Cut-n-a-Rug.
Phonosynthesis by Olli Kopek October 3, 2010
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photosynthesis bisector 

when the perpendicularity of the photosynthesis disector is bisected into fractionogonical chronollogically and split into synthetic compounds the bissector of photsynthesis will change the state of matter and reduce all particles of the photosynthesis
when the photosynthesis disector is ran, the process of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is put into the bisecting situational area to be perpendiculated and communism will heat the program to make the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process possible
to further understand the process of photosynthesis bisecting we use antidisestablishmentarianism to make the communism that heats the probing programic chip microscopically mentally stable. when the process of antidisestablishmentarianism is practiced, the heat of the communism may be able to reach the highest state the matter can photosynthesize to and it will disect
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when you photosynthesize the bisector you can produce the unicelluar nova orgasmic organism. this is the other way around of photosynthesizing the perpendicularity of the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process. with this action, we can preform a satanic pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis operational pop gang and start the perpendiculatrity contrasted interlude
"Bro, last night I ran the Photosynthesis Bisector and it was so spicy that it perpendiculated and the smurf ejaculated on me."

Bisector of the Photosynthesis 

The bisector of the photosynthesis is a term which describes photosynthesis, the process in which a plant makes food, being cut in half by a bisector. Most of the time it will correspond and go through the binaries.
The bisector of the photosynthesis is used in everyday life as if it was in the binary correspondents

Pornosynthesis 

The process of absorbing energy from porn.
Every normal teenage boy must get their energy through pornosynthesis, otherwise, they will wilt and die.
Pornosynthesis by Noodle of Death August 27, 2016

photosynthesis 

A word that makes you sound sophisticated when said.
Bro 1: What is your biggest secret?
Bro 2: Sometimes, I put big words into my sentences to make me sound more photosynthesis.
Bro 1 slowly backs away.
photosynthesis by your basic needs October 20, 2015

Perpendicular Bisector Squared Is Photosynthesis 

Mathematically/Geometrically explains how Photosynthesis works.
Did you know that the Perpendicular Bisector Squared Is Photosynthesis

Human Photosynthesis 

The act of performing photosynthesis while human. The only way of getting bitches.
Non-photosynthesizer: Yo, how'd u get all those bitches?
Chad-photosynthesizer: I perform human photosynthesis on a daily basis, bro.