phonegingi 

green phone person from dialtown

p1: did you see phonegingi?

p2: the weird phone?
p1: yea. that one.

phonegingi by anonymous March 2, 2021

Phonegingi 

a skrunkly little creeetur, once it(he?) puts effort into doing something- everyones problems get fixed???(?) Phonegingi can be found in Directdoggos game, DialTown.

Mayor Mingus: that Phonegingi stole my rug!
Norm: im sure thats just part of his nature or something.
Oliver: I heard hes got gills!

Phonegingi by Krab the piss master August 15, 2022

phonebanging 

A guy who is on the phone for a long period of time, usually with a girl...so it is assumed that he is phonebanging.

"hey, where'd he go? i haven't seen him for hours but his ride's still outside..."

"oh, he's in the room phonebanging."

phonebanging by LORNA VU July 9, 2006

phonegina 

One who worries about phone usage

Phonegina-"i wish i had not used all my minutes or i would have called 911 to save that babies life"
Phonegina-"Can i use your phone I am almost out of minutes."
Phonegina-"911 doesnt use minutes i think i will call them for fun"

phonegina by phonegina January 10, 2011

phonesing 

to have a strong need, desire, or craving to upgrade to the latest phone

Variation of jonesing, as in "keeping up with the Jones".

Nothing is wrong with your flip phone, why are you always phonesing for the latest cellular device?

phonesing by Tiffwit June 16, 2010

Phonefingering 

People who mindlessly text while oblivious to everything happening around them.

The young electrician walked into the gay bar by mistake while Phonefingering.

The idiot almost caused an car accident due to his phonefingering compulsion .

Phonefingering by Angry Stockholder May 21, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005