Skip to main content

phoncert 

When you call someone when you're at a concert, therefore transmitting the concert via phone. Phoncert.

Not to be confused with phig which is almost the same, but used at a gig.
I couldn't get time off work to see that band I like so my mate shared it with me via phoncert.
phoncert by craigy-j March 31, 2009
Words you can keep
A concert in a place where it may be heard or seen from outside the perimeter fence, hence avoiding any cost of admission or payable fee.
Wireless Festival, Hyde Park in London. A temporary stage erected in the summer where the poncert is easily heard and/or seen from outside the paid entry zone.
Poncert by its_our_future July 5, 2009
Related Words

Phonecert 

A "phonecert" is where you are calling another individual and they are singing and/or playing an instrument with a variation of songs giving that "concert" feel. However it is via call/video call therefore giving its name "phonecert"
Have you called Jack lately? His phonecert is amazing.
Phonecert by gang agn November 1, 2017
More from Urban Dictionary
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
Next