El3tric's definitions
When you're playing Pokémon Go and you are the passenger in a moving car. You spot a potential Pokémon and the driver gets jealous because he can't play due to a lack of data on his phone and the fact that he's driving. The driver then deliberately drives faster and away from the Pokémon.
by El3tric July 15, 2016
Get the Pokéblockedmug. When someone is sad and feeling blue, a fanny will snuggle up next to you and crumpfit you - someone is crumpfitting you at that moment.
Man gets home from work, says to wife "oh Ive had a hard day today".
Wife says "oh darling - you know what you need? "Crumpfitting".
Wife then proceeds to comfort her man by cuddling him with her vagina.
Man gets home from work, says to wife "oh Ive had a hard day today".
Wife says "oh darling - you know what you need? "Crumpfitting".
Wife then proceeds to comfort her man by cuddling him with her vagina.
by El3tric November 27, 2012
Get the Crumpfittingmug.