Phone call
Phone call by frtisauZhytfr67udsia May 2, 2018
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phone call fairy
The magical, mystical being that gets busy work for you and your co-workers after everyone else has gone home.
-I thought we finished all the calls yesterday?
--We did. The phone call fairy must've come last night.
Worker 1: When we left yesterday our inbox was empty.
Worker 2: The phone call fairy came last night.
--We did. The phone call fairy must've come last night.
Worker 1: When we left yesterday our inbox was empty.
Worker 2: The phone call fairy came last night.
phone call fairy by Jurassic February 19, 2009
Phone Call Cock Block
Guy 1: WTF did you call me last night?!
Guy 2: What man?
Guy 1: You pulled a phone call cock block! I was about to hit that shit and you called and she didn't want to anymore!
Guy 2: Damn i'm sorry man.
Guy 2: What man?
Guy 1: You pulled a phone call cock block! I was about to hit that shit and you called and she didn't want to anymore!
Guy 2: Damn i'm sorry man.
Phone Call Cock Block by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010
phone call hangover
The surreal feeling present the morning after an unexpected phone call with an ex that lasts for 2 hours+, accompanied by but not limited to: exhaustion, disorientation, waking up unsure if it had happened at all, and cramping of the "blushing muscles."
After a 2 1/2 hour phone call with her ex that caught her completely off-guard, Leslie woke up with a massive "phone call hangover."
phone call hangover by Blair Bush September 4, 2008
phone call-ision
When you try to call somebody, but the person is also trying to call you at the exact same time, so both of you get the busy signal.
Ferdinand: 'I called you 3 times this morning, but every time I got the busy signal.'
Jack: 'But I didn't talk to anyone on the phone today! I tried to call you, too, but all I got was the busy signal.'
Jack and Ferdinand: 'Phone call-ision!'
Jack: 'But I didn't talk to anyone on the phone today! I tried to call you, too, but all I got was the busy signal.'
Jack and Ferdinand: 'Phone call-ision!'
phone call-ision by SocialistElephant January 10, 2016
Phone Call to Putin
Phone Call to Putin (Russian: звонок Путину) is a slang term used by some Russian police departments for torture method which consists of administering electric shocks to the person's earlobes. According to Amnesty International, torture with electric shocks is common in Russia.
source: youtube/torture cases,wikipedia
source: youtube/torture cases,wikipedia
if you don't sign the confession maybe we need to be putting you through to a Phone Call to Putin my friend.
Phone Call to Putin by SnowDen89 March 23, 2016
after sex phone call
the call that lets you know if the guy you just slept with likes you or not, based on how long he takes to call you after having sex with you, if he calls at all
Mary slept with Bob on Friday night. Mary got the after sex phone call on Saturday afternoon. Bob likes Mary enough to consider her girlfriend potential. Jane slept with Danny on Friday night. Jane got the after sex phone call on Monday night. Danny wants to keep having sex with Jane, but doesn't consider her girlfriend potential. Betty slept with Steve on Friday night. Betty got the after sex phone call from Steve the next Friday afternoon at work. Steve wants to sleep with Betty when he feels like it. Doris slept with Frank on Friday night. Doris never got Frank's after sex phone call and won't. Frank forgot Doris' name as soon as he got her into bed.
after sex phone call by Doris August 14, 2004
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