A game to play while receiving oral sex. You, the one receiving oral sex, call up a friend and talk with them as long as possible. If they figure out what's going on, you lose. If you can have the whole conversation without them knowing what's up, you win.
Person 1: Hey bro. What's up?
Person 2: Nothing much man, you?
Person 1: Oh I'm just watch- UGHHHHH! God yes.
Person 2: Dude, are you playing phone moan?
Person 1: I gotta go.
Person 2: Nothing much man, you?
Person 1: Oh I'm just watch- UGHHHHH! God yes.
Person 2: Dude, are you playing phone moan?
Person 1: I gotta go.
by jackinthebox1234567890 October 25, 2010
Get the Phone Moan mug.while with a partner, one person goes down on the other. The person getting head now has to make a phonecall to a friend and attempt to hold a regular conversation for as long as they can manage. While on the phone, you aren't allowed to lie. The game ends when the person on the other line figures out they're being phone moaned, and only then is the person who made the call allowed to hang up. When found out, you should note the length of the call. The person giving head should be trying to inflict the quickets Phone Moan on their partner, while the person getting head should try to get the longest time that he or she can go for. IT's a battle of wits, self control, and physical stamina. The ultimate sport. The Phone Moan."
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While eating a chick out, you grab your cell phone, call your buddy and when he answers you begin pleasuring your partner with the phone.
use your imagination
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Dude my cell battery was dead, and I had to leave it at home in the charger. I hate going phonemando, I feel so naked
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When you take an online "relationship" offline and talk on the phone. Usually involves spending countless hours texting and talking about everything, acting almost as if you are a couple, without meeting.
If dragged on too long, it can result in disappointment.
When you take an online "relationship" offline and talk on the phone. Usually involves spending countless hours texting and talking about everything, acting almost as if you are a couple, without meeting.
If dragged on too long, it can result in disappointment.
I'm not really into having a phonemance with you, if we are feeling each other, lets get together and hang out!
by italiana70 June 27, 2009
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