Phondob

when a girl licks your balls after you dip them in fondue

Will you give me a Phondob?

Phondob by John Desperado May 29, 2007

Phondom 

The protective cover sold to protect your mobile phone. Also, known as a phonalactic.

Person1: Darn, my phone keeps turning on in my pocket and either going dead or calling people!
Person2: I haven't had that problem since my phone started wearing a phondom.

Phondom by Kurt Lewchuk December 19, 2008

Phodobo 

When a Hispanic person orders the Vietnamese dish Pho, they can't help but add loads of Goya adobo seasoning so it becomes phodobo

Javier ordered Pho but added a whole jar of adobo. Now it's phodobo

Phodobo by MindGrapes November 26, 2014

phonobia 

Having a phobia towards answering the phone

Your wife phones you, and you realize you forgot to wash the dishes... Phonobia

phonobia by Storm Angel May 2, 2016

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019