Phmoke
Phmoke by phmokebud420 March 17, 2010
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A phloke is simply the opposite of a joke--in other words, a phloke is a bad joke. It is a way of keeping things positive--when someone says a bad joke, you can call it a good phloke--and not hurt anyone's feelings.
Johnny: What do you get when you mix a calculator and a phone?
Paul: I don't know, what do you get?
Johnny: A Call-culator!
Paul: Good Phloke.
Paul: I don't know, what do you get?
Johnny: A Call-culator!
Paul: Good Phloke.
phloke by Quadratics July 29, 2008
phroken
/pronounced like broken but with a f/ Adjective and highly irregular past participle of 'freak out' meaning: drunk, under the influence of drugs, under the weather, melancholy, alienated from the world, ill or generally dissatisfied. This broad umbrella term can be used for a number of negative feelings which generally mean: feeling bad or looking unwell.
phroken
/pronounced like broken but with a f/ Adjective and highly irregular past participle of 'freak out' meaning: drunk, under the influence of drugs, under the weather, melancholy, alienated from the world, ill or generally dissatisfied. This broad umbrella term can be used for a number of negative feelings which generally mean: feeling bad or looking unwell.
phoke
1. To poke someone with the intention of getting them to come eat pho with you.
(This incorporates a regional/cultural definition of the verb "poke." The word in this context means, "To get someone's attention, either playfully or not, in order to communicate with them. Actual physical poking, as with a finger into one's side, is irrelevant, but certainly possible." This definition provided as an alternative to UrbanDictionary.com's current definitions for the word "poke," most of which are vulgar in nature.)
(This incorporates a regional/cultural definition of the verb "poke." The word in this context means, "To get someone's attention, either playfully or not, in order to communicate with them. Actual physical poking, as with a finger into one's side, is irrelevant, but certainly possible." This definition provided as an alternative to UrbanDictionary.com's current definitions for the word "poke," most of which are vulgar in nature.)