Phmoke

To smoke(often related to pot).

Yo man you wanna go to my crib and phmoke bud?

by phmokebud420 March 17, 2010

phloke

A phloke is simply the opposite of a joke--in other words, a phloke is a bad joke. It is a way of keeping things positive--when someone says a bad joke, you can call it a good phloke--and not hurt anyone's feelings.

Johnny: What do you get when you mix a calculator and a phone?
Paul: I don't know, what do you get?
Johnny: A Call-culator!
Paul: Good Phloke.

by Quadratics July 29, 2008

phroken

/pronounced like broken but with a f/ Adjective and highly irregular past participle of 'freak out' meaning: drunk, under the influence of drugs, under the weather, melancholy, alienated from the world, ill or generally dissatisfied. This broad umbrella term can be used for a number of negative feelings which generally mean: feeling bad or looking unwell.

Check out that phroken dude, man! He must have downed ten sixpacks of beer at least.

or

I feel a bit phroken today. It must be the weather or something.

by Vidra October 12, 2006

phroken

/pronounced like broken but with a f/ Adjective and highly irregular past participle of 'freak out' meaning: drunk, under the influence of drugs, under the weather, melancholy, alienated from the world, ill or generally dissatisfied. This broad umbrella term can be used for a number of negative feelings which generally mean: feeling bad or looking unwell.

Check out that phroken dude, man! He must have downed ten sixpacks of beer at least.

or

I feel a bit phroken today. It must be the weather or something.

by Vidra September 24, 2008

phooked

Adjective -

1. To be phished.
In computing, the victim of a phishing scam has been phooked.

I clicked on that email and now I've been phooked.

by uopjohnson September 9, 2014

phooketed

another word meaning fucked but is usually used in drunken slang and slurred speech!

what you did you do on the weekend,
answer: got phooketed!

by MMmmmmmof0 January 4, 2010

phoke

1. To poke someone with the intention of getting them to come eat pho with you.

(This incorporates a regional/cultural definition of the verb "poke." The word in this context means, "To get someone's attention, either playfully or not, in order to communicate with them. Actual physical poking, as with a finger into one's side, is irrelevant, but certainly possible." This definition provided as an alternative to UrbanDictionary.com's current definitions for the word "poke," most of which are vulgar in nature.)

IM_Friend_One: *phoke*
IM_Friend_Two: lol
IM_Friend_One: come eat pho with us
IM_Friend_Two: I think I have to, now.

by Green November 24, 2004