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To smoke(often related to pot).
Yo man you wanna go to my crib and phmoke bud?
Phmoke by phmokebud420 March 17, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
A phloke is simply the opposite of a joke--in other words, a phloke is a bad joke. It is a way of keeping things positive--when someone says a bad joke, you can call it a good phloke--and not hurt anyone's feelings.
Johnny: What do you get when you mix a calculator and a phone?
Paul: I don't know, what do you get?
Johnny: A Call-culator!
Paul: Good Phloke.
phloke by Quadratics July 29, 2008
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/pronounced like broken but with a f/ Adjective and highly irregular past participle of 'freak out' meaning: drunk, under the influence of drugs, under the weather, melancholy, alienated from the world, ill or generally dissatisfied. This broad umbrella term can be used for a number of negative feelings which generally mean: feeling bad or looking unwell.
Check out that phroken dude, man! He must have downed ten sixpacks of beer at least.

or

I feel a bit phroken today. It must be the weather or something.
phroken by Vidra October 12, 2006
/pronounced like broken but with a f/ Adjective and highly irregular past participle of 'freak out' meaning: drunk, under the influence of drugs, under the weather, melancholy, alienated from the world, ill or generally dissatisfied. This broad umbrella term can be used for a number of negative feelings which generally mean: feeling bad or looking unwell.
Check out that phroken dude, man! He must have downed ten sixpacks of beer at least.

or

I feel a bit phroken today. It must be the weather or something.
phroken by Vidra September 24, 2008
Adjective -

1. To be phished.
In computing, the victim of a phishing scam has been phooked.
I clicked on that email and now I've been phooked.
phooked by uopjohnson September 9, 2014

phooketed 

another word meaning fucked but is usually used in drunken slang and slurred speech!
what you did you do on the weekend,
answer: got phooketed!
phooketed by MMmmmmmof0 January 4, 2010
1. To poke someone with the intention of getting them to come eat pho with you.

(This incorporates a regional/cultural definition of the verb "poke." The word in this context means, "To get someone's attention, either playfully or not, in order to communicate with them. Actual physical poking, as with a finger into one's side, is irrelevant, but certainly possible." This definition provided as an alternative to UrbanDictionary.com's current definitions for the word "poke," most of which are vulgar in nature.)
IM_Friend_One: *phoke*
IM_Friend_Two: lol
IM_Friend_One: come eat pho with us
IM_Friend_Two: I think I have to, now.
phoke by Green November 24, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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