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(n) - Based upon 'phlegmatic.'

A boring, thoughtless, dull, apathetic, passionless person.
"Has that dude said anything all night?"
"Not a word... just kind of has that dead behind the eyes look. He's kind of always like that... he's such a phleg. Oh look, he's drooling."
phleg by demiurger April 30, 2015
Words you can keep
Don't be such phleg.
Phleg by Exposed15 August 13, 2019
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Pilegash 

"Pee-leg-gosh", of Hebrew origin, a "purchased wife". She is supposed to be monogamous, but, her husband probably "permanently hired" her because his first wife could not have children. Or, his first wife may have hired her, in which case the children would belong to the first wife. Kind of like a surrogate mother, but, surrogate mother & wife.
Nowadays, "players" (players are honest about womanizing, whereas cheaters hide it) use pilegash as a term for extra wives (polygyny). Some are Fundementalist Mormons.
Pilegash by Kahdlibber October 15, 2017
To leave your teammates mid FNCS to attend to a Halloween Party
Why'd Plege leave Gage and Connor for a Halloween Party?!?!?!?
Plege by salixlol February 2, 2021
Faggot. Someone who is gay, originated from Y!A, made by BJB,.Many people now use the term to describe people they don't like.
John smith = phegget

BJB is the biggest phegget

Whoever left Y!A for HN is a phegget.

"TGIA just called you a phegget on his status"
Phegget by Phegget August 21, 2012
An Jschwjsch who, 50,000 years ago, led the exodus of 70,000 human beings from a war-torn Plejares star system to the Sol star system.
Pelegon was awesome!
Pelegon by Pelegon October 6, 2012

Polegasm 

The orgasm type feeling you get when climbing a rope or pole. Usually occurs after climbing for a minute or two. Feels very good and is better when watching porn while climbing. Can be done by men or woman and is very very addicting. It is not only done by strippers and can be done at home on doors and other tall objects that can be easily climbed.
"I love polegasming, it's so much better than masturbating."
Polegasm by pump chicken December 11, 2016
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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