Not an actual psychiatrist (like the professional dr.phill), but someone (preferrably a girl) who gives you very helpful advice, handles all your problems and discusses them with you, and you basically trust them with everything and you won't have to worry about it. She looks out for you, but not in an obvious way. She's there when others aren't. She's helpful yet mysterious, you want to figure out how she came to be this way, but her awesomeness is just too powerful to break through. She doesn't need a college degree or a successful talk show to have her trust and love.
a pathological disorder in which one is sexually aroused by the idea of a woman trying to reduce her weight, size, or adiposity for purely aesthetic reasons. No sexual arousal occurs if an obese woman attempts to reduce, but if a woman who is already slender expresses a desire to reduce simply to increase her sexual appeal, arousal is triggered. In addition, the motivation for her weight loss must be her enthusiasm at the prospect of becoming even more sexy, not dread or self-hatred.
I only exhibit diet-philia in the abstract; when I deal with actual women in real life, I want them to be healthy, happy, comfortable, and in constant sexual ecstasy. But I still find slim women the most attractive. I just don't want them to have to suffer to be slim.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.