Not an actual psychiatrist (like the professional dr.phill), but someone (preferrably a girl) who gives you very helpful advice, handles all your problems and discusses them with you, and you
basically trust them with
everything and you won't have to worry about it. She looks out for you, but not in an obvious way. She's there when others
aren't. She's helpful yet mysterious, you want to figure out how she came to be this way, but her awesomeness is just too powerful to break through. She doesn't need a college degree or a successful talk show to have her trust and love.
She's just Dr.Philla, i guess.:)
Matt: "
My life is messed up. I need advice."
Anthony: "
Try talking to someone. I had the same problem, but thanks to Dr.Philla, my life is back on
track."