Philza 

the man who created minecraft

philza

Philza by lunchclub_adict March 19, 2021

Philza 

Philza is our father, his followers his children. Unfortunately he doesn’t have enough money to feed us. I haven’t been fed in days, nay, weeks... I don’t even know anymore...

Twitch prime sub: You watching philza?

Tier three sub: You bet it.

Twitch prime sub: Is mumza home yet?

Tier three sub: No, but wilbursoot has raided.

Philza by ~spoooogyny~ May 10, 2020

Philza 

An honestly chill dude, always cares for his fans and plays Minecraft Hardcore Mode. Also known for dying to a Baby Zombie and a Spider.

SomeRandomGuy Cheered 300x!

SomeRandomGuy: “hey Philza i lost my 3 month hardcore world to a glitch, and im feeling hopeless. i dont have the confidence to try again”
Philza: “Aw man that sucks. Always keep pushing yourself to do things even if it costs you stuff. Stay strong”

Chat: “INSPIRATIONAL PHILZA POG”

Philza by • Lazy • October 24, 2020

Philza 

A twitch streamer and youtuber who created minecraft and whose fanbase all have daddy issues and need a father figure

Person 1: "Hey, are you watching Philza?"

Person 2: "Yeah, why?"

Person 1: "Damn, your daddy issues are that bad huh?"

Person 2: "Yeah..."

Philza by Chloenator2007 March 28, 2021

Philza 

Philza Minecraft is the god of Minecraft and creator of women.

He has many children, and once died to a baby zombie.
He is very, VERY ancient.

His name is Philza Minecraft, and he is quite old.

Philza by Anon#82827728188 March 28, 2021

Philza 

The man, the myth, the minecraft.
Philza minecraft

"Greedy greedy Phil"
"Worth it"

"Philza's fanbase is so chill"
"You haven't met the discord..."

Philza by Gumpoi April 12, 2021

Philza 

Philza, also known as Dadza or Crow father, he is the father figure to thousands of teens on twitch, we are mostly called "Chat" and mostly seen as a bunch of feral teen crows that follow him, we are sometimes accompanied by Mumza, which is Philza's wife, she usually pops up on stream to shoot him with a nerf gun or paints his face for a sub goal. Basically Philza is a father figure to teens with parent issues, or some just need love cuz he is the guy to go to.

I am one of his crow children.
and i love Philza <3

Philza by Philza'sCrowChild November 18, 2021