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A long banana curved cock with a huge mushroom head.

"He has such a Philpott his knob alone is more than a mouthful"

Philpott by Aucoin Management November 18, 2017

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The ol Joey philpott

When you give her a 11 digits

Old mate gave her the ol Joey philpott last night she never screamed so hard

The ol Joey philpott by Joey philpott December 16, 2018

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Philpot

A misunderstood person, unrecognised and unappreciated.

poor philpot, i wish they'd understand.

Philpot by T17e January 30, 2009

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Philpotts

A gay lesbian that likes making shitty SFM hentai on Daily Motion

Also a xenophobic bigot that Burn downs families (Example Mick philpot)

Daniel Philpottsed a home and the kids all died inside, than daniel went to jail and got spanked by daddy.

Philpotts by 76tftfrtrfd March 2, 2017

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philpot

1. An arrogant cocky prick,
2. Something that smokes a lot (esp. Ganja)
3. A drain on society
4. Someone who would be a bad influence if anyone cared about him/her.

"Archie is such a philpot" Nick exclaimed in disgust.

philpot by Jimmy Lon 16 April 19, 2008

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philpotts

A synonym for 'awesome' or 'supercool'. Can be used at any time and by anyone as long as they are philpotts themself.

Zoe: That is totally philpotts!

Harry: Huh, I'm a peacock!

philpotts by Zoeena April 6, 2009

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philpot

a dirty pedo that has a girlfriend way younger than him.

Dude 1 : Man look at that dude with that child.he is such a Philpot
Dude 2 : werd.

philpot by hickory dickory November 4, 2007

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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