Philpott

A long banana curved cock with a huge mushroom head.

"He has such a Philpott his knob alone is more than a mouthful"

by Aucoin Management November 18, 2017

The ol Joey philpott

When you give her a 11 digits

Old mate gave her the ol Joey philpott last night she never screamed so hard

by Joey philpott December 16, 2018

Philpot

A misunderstood person, unrecognised and unappreciated.

poor philpot, i wish they'd understand.

by T17e January 30, 2009

Philpotts

A gay lesbian that likes making shitty SFM hentai on Daily Motion

Also a xenophobic bigot that Burn downs families (Example Mick philpot)

Daniel Philpottsed a home and the kids all died inside, than daniel went to jail and got spanked by daddy.

by 76tftfrtrfd March 2, 2017

philpot

1. An arrogant cocky prick,
2. Something that smokes a lot (esp. Ganja)
3. A drain on society
4. Someone who would be a bad influence if anyone cared about him/her.

"Archie is such a philpot" Nick exclaimed in disgust.

by Jimmy Lon 16 April 19, 2008

philpotts

A synonym for 'awesome' or 'supercool'. Can be used at any time and by anyone as long as they are philpotts themself.

Zoe: That is totally philpotts!

Harry: Huh, I'm a peacock!

by Zoeena April 6, 2009

philpot

a dirty pedo that has a girlfriend way younger than him.

Dude 1 : Man look at that dude with that child.he is such a Philpot
Dude 2 : werd.

by hickory dickory November 4, 2007