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Philbert
OG: Did you hear Jack ate some trash in the lunch room because they didn’t have any cream for his coffee?
G: He’s a full on Philbert!
G: He’s a full on Philbert!
Philbert by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017
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phillerup
When one performs an angry dragon and pinchs her noise right before he comes, thus filling her nasal cavity with his load.
phillerup by Famousamos September 20, 2014
philter
wounder if a philter works on us.
So it is like a philter or filter threw the mud that gives us what we need?
I'm giving you a philter dose of word lovin from me to you. With the luck of the irish and the love of the french with a bit of american slang.
So it is like a philter or filter threw the mud that gives us what we need?
I'm giving you a philter dose of word lovin from me to you. With the luck of the irish and the love of the french with a bit of american slang.
philter by Dominiquejean April 17, 2010
Philbert
A great lad and a trustworthy friend. He's always got your back and is very of the nice.
Also he is much better than anyone named Torres.
Also he is much better than anyone named Torres.
He is like Philbert
Philcer
Philcer is HOT
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"