Margret: "Jade, I know this guy Mark who sounds pretty great, you should hit him up!"
Jade: "Sorry Margret, i'm philsexual"
Margret: ...
Jade: *caresses posters of Phil Lester*

philsexual by kicktheem January 10, 2016

Related Words

Philmosexual • philosexual • Philasexual • philipsexual • philsexual

Philasexual

In Philadelphia, some men are more in love with the Eagles, the Sixers, the Phillies, and the Flyers than they are with women. These devoted fans are known as Philasexuals

Person 1: Greg never talks to girls. Is he gay?
Person 2: No, he's a Philasexual.
Person 1: Oh, so that's why he always wears Eagles' jerseys.

Philasexual by EAGLES!!! March 5, 2005

Philosexual

Philosexual is a sexuality, just like Gay, Straight or Bi. Philosexuals are people who want to have a romantic or sexual relationship but cannot because they suffer Philophobia - a rare phobia of love.

Some Philosexuals, depending on how strong their fear is, may experience romantic attraction (most of them are asexual too) but commonly suffer various side effects along with this attraction, due to their fear.

"So, umm what's your sexuality?"
"Oh, I'm Philosexual."

"What's that?"

"It's a sexuality based on philophobia, a rare phobia of love. It means I want to fall in love but I can't because I have philophobia."

"Wow! That's really interesting!"

Philosexual by xbukiyoux October 29, 2020

philosexual

A person who thinks about more sex than he has it.

He's not actually banging her dude, he's a philosexual.

philosexual by Interns! July 22, 2015

philipsexual

When you are deeply in love with someone named Philip

Someone: hey are you straight?

Me: No i am philipsexual

philipsexual by Minaoo July 7, 2024

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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