Phildildo

(Noun)
Pr. Fil-dil-doh
Plural: phildildoes
A sexual toy (for women) that is often defective, usually breaking or causing injury while in use.

"Man, you must've got a phildildo, sorry about your luck. I wish they didn't make those anymore"
"My phildildo broke when I used it but this other girl tried it and said it worked just fine for her. I need to find a better brand"

Phildildo by Valpunk82 June 27, 2014

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PhillDogg

A wet sloppy penis after being given a blowjob

"After she slobbed me I smacked that bitch with my Philldogg

PhillDogg by Antonio Portell September 29, 2004

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Hildildo

The sissy socialists that have their heads so far up Hillary Clinton's vagina that you can't tell where she ends and they begin.

Those Hildildo's have their head so far up her vagina that when they all cried when she lost the election and made her concession speech above the onlookers, it looked like she was having a squirting orgasm.

I saw this Hildildo from CNN say what a lovely outfit Hillary Clinton was wearing even though she looked like she was shopping at "The Men's Warehouse".

Hildildo by Superdom May 4, 2017

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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