Phildildo

(Noun)
Pr. Fil-dil-doh
Plural: phildildoes
A sexual toy (for women) that is often defective, usually breaking or causing injury while in use.

"Man, you must've got a phildildo, sorry about your luck. I wish they didn't make those anymore"
"My phildildo broke when I used it but this other girl tried it and said it worked just fine for her. I need to find a better brand"

Phildildo by Valpunk82 June 27, 2014

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PhillDogg

A wet sloppy penis after being given a blowjob

"After she slobbed me I smacked that bitch with my Philldogg

PhillDogg by Antonio Portell September 29, 2004

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Hildildo

The sissy socialists that have their heads so far up Hillary Clinton's vagina that you can't tell where she ends and they begin.

Those Hildildo's have their head so far up her vagina that when they all cried when she lost the election and made her concession speech above the onlookers, it looked like she was having a squirting orgasm.

I saw this Hildildo from CNN say what a lovely outfit Hillary Clinton was wearing even though she looked like she was shopping at "The Men's Warehouse".

Hildildo by Superdom May 4, 2017

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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