Phildildo

(Noun)
Pr. Fil-dil-doh
Plural: phildildoes
A sexual toy (for women) that is often defective, usually breaking or causing injury while in use.

"Man, you must've got a phildildo, sorry about your luck. I wish they didn't make those anymore"
"My phildildo broke when I used it but this other girl tried it and said it worked just fine for her. I need to find a better brand"