Philcake 

Phil's giant penis.

Philcake is the most important part of my day other than Phil himself. Philcake: the best way to start the day! Philcake is glorious!!!

Philcake by Nicolala January 19, 2008

Phailcakes 

Failed attempt at spelling and/or making pancakes.

(IM convo)
person S: I really want panackess right now!
person J: Phailcakes? u failed at spelling pancakes.

Phailcakes by ToxicZombieKitty January 31, 2009

philakey 

A person who will continually drop out of pre arranged events despite assurances of their attendance. The term is an adaptation of the the adjective flakey however puts far more emphasis on the subjects inability to give more than 24 hours notice of their inability or lack of desire to attend an event.

Hey.... what time he arriving??

Fuck knows... probably won’t, the cunts proper Philakey .

philakey by Wincut Warrior May 28, 2021