Phailcakes

Failed attempt at spelling and/or making pancakes.

(IM convo)
person S: I really want panackess right now!
person J: Phailcakes? u failed at spelling pancakes.

by ToxicZombieKitty January 31, 2009

paincakes

Servings of pure pain delivered by means of the fist, leg, penis, and other extremities. They are most commonly served by covering the body of one (usually smaller) with the body of another (usually a wrestler). They are oftentimes served from dawn until dusk at the INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PAINCAKES. The servers at the INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PAINCAKES include Chuck Norris, Chris Rock, and Epic Beard Man.

I'M ABOUT TO SERVE YOU SOME PAINCAKES, HOLD THE CAKES.

by k_cuz July 9, 2010

Philcake

Phil's giant penis.

Philcake is the most important part of my day other than Phil himself. Philcake: the best way to start the day! Philcake is glorious!!!

by Nicolala January 19, 2008