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A ghost who is always injured in saudi arabia
random kid:I love peymar!
Peymar: I got injury d'or
Peymar by anonymous January 16, 2024
Peymar - A player who was created in santos, and played for Germazil, Brokelona, and PSG (Pee Sh*t Gay).

The term is a reference of the way that he dives, as if in a swimming pool. He will trip on air itself, dive into the ground and then cry.

Notable moments in his career include:

Brazil 1-7 Germany

“ACL injury” against Uruguay (Brazil 0-2 Uruguay)

Moving to saudi and not playing, instead eating kebab watching al hilal win without him.
“Hey dad how did neymar do in 2014?”

“Oh you mean peymar? He created a strategy of diving for penalties over and over.”

The Peymar Peformance 

The Peymar Peformance, an act in which typically peformed by the male football player, the peymar peformance is an act in which famous ghosts such as the ghost of worldcups divemar jr dive as if there is a swimmingpool in the middle of the pitch when in reality divemar jr is diving into his sisters vagina.

Porghinio, another famous peformer once frauded his way to 3rd in the Ballon D'Or with 2000 passes but 0 assists. Mabye nextime, Porghinio should instead copy the frauding of his idol falsenaldo who famously dives against small clubs such as norwich.

Ultimatley, these finished footballers inspire the next generation to dive and become like their idols Barkionel rapessi and Maradounut.
Person 1: What is falsemar doing?
Person 2:He is peforming the world class fraud act The Peymar Peformance

permarexia 

Having the need to be slim. Seeing one self to be thin and at all times be obsessed to maintaining that body image.
Risking ones health in order to maintain certain body image is being permarexic.
Permarexia is the condition of a obsession with being thin.
She is obsessed with constant dieting she must be permarexic.
permarexia by Ozzicol November 30, 2007
Aka God. The epitome of sexy and beauty
Look he's sooo Peyman.
Peyman by yourbackmyknife January 26, 2011

Permaroids 

Having hemorrhoids on a permanent basis causing major and utter discomfort.
It has been three months with these permaroids! Maybe I should see a doctor.
Permaroids by SpazMan777 June 2, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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