Pewrishioner

1. A Catholic who faithfully occupies the same pew every Sunday but whose discipleship rarely extends past the parking lot.

2. A parishioner whose primary ministry is seat-warming.

“Frank hasn’t joined a bible study, worked a fish fry, or stayed for donuts in 12 years. Total pewrishioner.”

by DoctrineDrop February 28, 2026

multifaith parishioner

An individual who is an active member of two or more religious institutions ran by different religions.

Miguel has been an active member of a local Zoroastrian church and a Falun Gong group for years. They are a multifaith parishioner.

by Vanguard 1998 February 28, 2021