DoctrineDrop's definitions

Pewrishioner

1. A Catholic who faithfully occupies the same pew every Sunday but whose discipleship rarely extends past the parking lot.

2. A parishioner whose primary ministry is seat-warming.

“Frank hasn’t joined a bible study, worked a fish fry, or stayed for donuts in 12 years. Total pewrishioner.”

by DoctrineDrop February 28, 2026