Petur 

Petur is a tall, handsome, funny and caring person. He often reaches height of 2 meters tall. Beautiful smile, beautiful curly hair. But Petur has a downside, he cant meet on time but hes a good cook and a great musician

Holy fuck is that Petur? Hes so hot omg!

Petur by urban57483902 December 7, 2023

pétur 

The slutty friend that is bisexual during the weekends and tries fucking evry single person and/or thing he sees. Pétur is the type of person that steals your girlfriend and ends up seducing you as well. Pétur is also a future DILF in the making

I did not think i could fuck a guy but then pétur worked his magic and fucked the soul out of me

pétur by Nah b, u a hoe March 29, 2022

Petur Frank 

He's a great guy. He's shy at first but when you get to meet him really, you'll fall in love with him. He's the opposite of an asshole a true gentleman. Don't get on his bad because he will make you feel like shit. He will make you feel good about yourself and he will do the most he can to make you happy. Doesn't care if he gets stabbed in the back because, like a baby, Petur Frank doesn't know much evil. Petur Frank is a very loyal person and anyone and everyone who meets one deserves the opportunity to be a friend of one.

P1: Have you met Petur Frank yet?
P2: Nah man haven't met the guy
P1: you should I'm pretty sure you'll get along with him.

Petur Frank by Berg Masters November 23, 2021

Hans Petur 

faggot

Hans Petur is a faggot

Hans Petur by eplir777epeplireplir August 25, 2017

Peter Rooter 

It's who to call when you're "tired of the steady drip...drip...drip of gonorrhea".

From an early Cheech & Chong routine.

"Tired of the steady drip...drip...drip of gonorrhea? Call Peter Rooter..."

Peter Rooter by Mr70Homers June 6, 2023

Peter Popper 

The human body part you are playing with as you listen to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, hosted by the man they call Ghost. Instead of talking to him you'd rather just sit there like a dumb little freakshow and do something that's better off after bedtime. It is occasionally referred to as a 'Pecker Shaft' as well. If you don't prepare your call in time, or if you take too long, then that means there is only one other thing you could be doing, and that would be playing with your peter popper, counting the dingleberries in your asscrack ya Helen Keller Deaf Mute.

"901 you're on the air."
"..."
"Nah, you're playing with your peter popper ya dumb deafmute. Next caller!"

Peter Popper by SoggyWetToast August 21, 2013

Peter Ruette 

Ruette is a man who is out of all, the most scariest out of all curse words.

Shit.
"GASP!"
Fuck.
"GASP!"
Peter Ruette.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

Peter Ruette by uwupug fada May 15, 2022