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Peter Pan Pirate 

A Peter Pan Pirate is a person who has given up the luxuries of modern life and turned in their adulthood for a never-ending childhood. Their job is to steal from the rich and give to the poor, but always keep a bit of bootie for themselves. They run around naked and sit in a circle and play duck-duck-goose. even though they could have steel ships and guns, they stick to wooden ships and swords. Peter Pan Pirates (aka the P.P.Ps) are rarely seen today, but they still exists, somewhere.
"Mom who is that guy in a funny costume?" asks the little boy.
"SHH! That's a Peter Pan Pirate. Stay away from him." says the mom as the Peter Pan Pirate buys his fruit and heads towards his glorious wooden vessel.

Pirate Pete 

Where a guy kicks a chic in the shin and then he jizzes in her eye, making her hop on one foot and hold her eye acting like a pirate.
Max the hottes fucker in the world just gave that chick the sickest pirate pete forever.
Pirate Pete by ChickenFucker May 13, 2005

arrrrgh im pirate pete 

A phrase someone says when they think they are a true pirate.
arrrrgh im pirate pete, I just stole so many doubloons.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026