Pete Meat

A kid who is always down to fuck sexy mamacitas always...

Pete Meat fucks sexy mamacitas every day.

Pete Meat by PeteShMeat July 19, 2017

Beat Your Meat Pete

A nickname given to Dr. Jordan B Peterson. This nickname stemmed from Jordan 🅱 Peterson, which later transformed into Jordan 🅱 🅱eterson and then the infamous Jordan 🅱 Meat 🅱eaterson. The final evolution of this nick name was "Beat Your Meat Pete".

"Isn't Jordan B Peterson a litboi?"

"Yeah, I love Beat Your Meat Pete, yeet."

Beat Your Meat Pete by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 May 9, 2018

Sweet Meat Pete 

The act of driving around in your car, trying to pick up the fattest, uggliest women to perform oral sex on you.

Paul was driving around in his cutlass. It must have been a good night, his car was clearly dragging the ground. That night, he was being a true Sweet Meat Pete.

Sweet Meat Pete by The Big John Stud July 24, 2020

no meat pete 

I make small in Stanture and in penis length as well as girth. Typically has hair that cover his forehead and gets easily offended by the most minuscule of things. Usually has difficulty in the bedroom

Yo did you here how mad no meat Pete got when becca told him his peter was small?

no meat pete by Big_time_geezer69 December 23, 2016

Big meat Pete 

Originating from thezionshow on tiktok, Big meat Pete is a prison rapist. He notoriously loves meat loaf. If you take the last slice of meat loaf in prison he will make you take his "meat loaf" (penis) as well.

New inmate: "damn this meat loaf good"
Old timer: "you took the last slice? That was supposed to be big meat Pete's slice."
New inmate: "I don't care about no big meat Pete"
Big meat Pete: "aye cuh that's my meat loaf that's okay there's more where that came from"

Big meat Pete by MIKAEL777 December 6, 2021

pete the meat puppet

a niche video on youtube by the clothing company DIESEL about a pinocchio knock off named Pete made out of meat and his downfall from him being the american dream to a former drug addict trying to find the meaning of life that not only traumatised several teens but was an ad campaign for designer jeans. It could be symbolic for the phrase "meat puppet" which is a human who mindlessly does things on other's commands, which pete is technically doing as so many young and successful celebrities at the time would fall into drug addictions and hedonism.

it could also refer to something such as an ad that has a bunch of effort put into it and insight just for it to promote some slop at the end

mf 1: ayo have you seen the pete the meat puppet video

mf 2: ye all that insight and trauma for designer jeans is insane

pete the meat puppet by Teyst September 3, 2024