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pet rock 

This was a fad in the 70's. Just a rock on a necklace or in a lil box. Cute but it didn't last.
I had a pet rock 3x but kept losing them! Cute idea. It was all the rage for awhile.
pet rock by Starchylde May 28, 2016

Pet Rock 

Up to 89% more durable then most other pets, low maintenance, cheap, fair temperament, many different breeds, reliable, and very adaptable.
Person 1: comon Rocko, lets go!

Person 2: hahaha look at that weirdo with a pet rock!

Person 3: yeah, what a loser!!

Person 1: *throws Rocko at them*
Down boy! We talked about this!!
Pet Rock by WolvenFury August 19, 2020

pet rock 

A special type of rock or stone, designed to be kept as a pet and cared for.
My rabbit died, so i got a pet rock instead.
pet rock by TooBlonde2BeEmo October 21, 2006

Pet rock 

In corporate speak, it refers to an management or executive "pet project" that may or my not warrant the current level of attention or investment were it not for their personal support. It may mean that the executive has a personal stake in the success of the pet rock initiative and will not allow the perception of "failure", regardless of its actual merit.
Corporate peon 1: What a worthless project. Why are we still doing that?
Corporate peon 2: That's Mr. Whitmer's pet rock. There's nothing we can do about it.
Pet rock by Doodie McPoo February 15, 2014

Pet rock 

Rock stars, Rocky Road Ice cream, Rock Salad

Infinite. Pet Rock
Pet rock by Teh Rock Ra.... owner August 15, 2008

pet rock 

Someone who exhibits no personality or reason for living other than cooking and cuddling.
My girlfriend is such a fuking pet rock!
pet rock by Naturalbornhater August 15, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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