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Peruvian Puff Pepper 

A rare pepper found in the jungles of Peru that causes kidney failure and/or chapped lips
John: Did you know Kevin is in the hospital
Ben: NOO??!!? What happened

John: He ate a peruvian puff pepper and his kidney shut down
Peruvian Puff Pepper by nakedclown September 18, 2012
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Peruvian Puff Pepper 

Is the act where you pour tabasco sauce down your penis hole and it swells. As it is swolen you ejaculate in a woman and it makes her vagina swell as well.
Dude when i peruvian puff peppered last night i felt numb same for my girl

the Peruvian Puff Pepper

aka the Tripple P. When a female performs masturbation on herself after cutting up jalapenos or habaneros (on purpose or on accident). Often the vagina-holder feels a tingly-burning sensation on their clitoris and has one of the most sensational sexual experiences.
I was enjoying my quesadillas and shit when I decided to masturbate. Well apparently, I forgot to wash my hands and ended up giving myself a Peruvian Puff Pepper.

I was talking with my friend about the Peruvian Puff Pepper and about how much she enjoyed it. It wasn't until later that I understood that she was talking about the Drake and Josh episode and didn't like putting spicy juices on her coochie.
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go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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