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pervtard 

Someone is so perverted it makes them seem retarded.
Billy is a pervtard. He thinks about sex so much he can't focus on breathing right.
pervtard by FactRzerO November 17, 2003
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Pertamaxxx

A popular Indonesian tradition used on internet forums and blogs to show that one has "claimed" the first post or comment. Pertamaxxx is also common within international communities and online games, such as eRepublik.com
blablablablablabla
balblablalbalblablabl
END OF LONG ARTICLE

1.PERTAMAXXX!!! -user a
2.Shut the f**ck up!! -user b
3.What the hell's wrong with him??!! -user c
Pertamaxxx by karol.stuy January 12, 2009
"There were lots of questions referring to her talk"; "My remark pertained to your earlier comments"
Pertain by navi_slash April 14, 2010

Pertarded 

A person who is pertard is at the entry level of retardedness. They may say and do dumb things but are not at the stage of drooling or window licking.
Look at that pertarded Dickhead Tyson. Won't be long until he's drooling and licking windows.

pertamax 

Pertamax is a familiar word on Indonesian blogosphere since bloggers use this word when competing to make the first comment at a great post or article in some blog (usually at celebs blog with so many comments). Come from word "pertama" (indonesian language mean "the first") embed with "x" in the end. So, the first commenter to the post will answer with this word.
Random celeb: "Hello everyone, I'm going to Indonesia tomorrow, see ya there!"

Random commenter: "Pertamax!"
pertamax by rextintorz July 14, 2009

Peruna Plague 

The disease that you will get at SMU during the first month of a semester. Some believe the disease comes from people taking pictures with the school mascot, Peruna.
John has the Peruna Plague so he won't be able to go out tonight.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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