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What most "definitions" here do not do to thier subject.
For my friend elitist, I will mention the word "buggery". He likes it when I do that. Bugger. buttsecks. 120 days of Sodom.
pertain by Kung-Fu Jesus May 18, 2004

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Forgets Everything That Does Not Pertain To Him

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Forgets Everything That Does Not Pertain To Him
Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Forgets Everything That Does Not Pertain To Him

pertrinable

When a man with one eye holds coke in his hand and brutily falls down the stairs and cracks his neck
Craig fell down the stairs and snapped his neck and he says wow I am very pertrinable
pertrinable by Marmalade November 19, 2019

pertinear 

Redneck slang for "pretty near" generally pronounced while spitting Copenhagen out of one's mouth.
That dang skunk was pertinear sprayin' me when I shot him with my 22.
pertinear by TAGAuthor November 11, 2013
A Badass who owns the room when he walks , Normally making other people stop what they are doing and direct their attention to him/Her
Holy Shit did you see the way that Partain walked in and took control of them hoes
Partain by whamsterelite December 5, 2020

pertinent 

Interviewer asked me very pertinent questions
pertinent by LAHITNAREN May 31, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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