Persses 

It’s like when you fucked something up. It’s like fuck but in Estonia it means in ass basically.

When you would say fuck but you say instead of that persses. So like “Persses I stepped on shit.”

Persses by Shawty ;) April 21, 2021

PrisInman Presses

This is a strength exercise that was invented by a strong white inmate in Prison in Connecticut. It combines the art of the deep squat and as the lifter rises back to normal height, then strict presses the weight above his head and locks his arms out and holds it there. A true PrisInman squat is finished by yelling the phrase "welcome to prison" at the end of it...thus revealing your superiority to others in a confined area.
People who complete PrisInman Presses are also well known for their Prison behaviors such as grabbing a handful of dirt during a volleyball game in your left hand, awaiting another Inmate to set the ball for you, and then viciously spiking the ball in the face, scrotum, or chest of the opposing Inmate, then throwing the dirt in their face while yelling the phrase "welcome to prison". Usually it will be a Latin King member you are playing against, since the only things they do in Prison is steal, pick on weaker white people and play volleyball and complain while doing so...
The PrisInman press reflects a bigger picture of society, that just because you lost the game of life, does not mean that you cannot beat the fuck out of someone while doing time, and look damn good while doing so.
PrisInman presses can only be done by very strong people, usually white people, they are usually of the Aryan race and have blonde hair and blue eyes.

Holy Shit, did you see that white kid from D-Block PrisInman press 315 pounds, that was fucking amazing.

Hey, wanna do PrisInman presses with me today, I am working shoulders and traps.

How the fuck did PrisInman do that, I am not able to lift that weight because I am not strong or smart.

Arguing over a prisinman press is like getting a gold medal in the special olympics, even if you win, you are still retarted.

PrisInman Presses by PrisInman July 17, 2011

Persees 

Personal stash. A limited or secret supply of something typically reserved for personal use. (From persee, often relating to cannabis)

This isn't from my main supply, it's from my persees.
I'll smoke you some from my persees.

Persees by Coineer June 8, 2020

perssasy 

When you are sassy and are a percy jackson fan

She was perssasy after she read a Rick Riordan

perssasy by A_helper June 25, 2017

Persies 

The personal stash, aka your "persies". Can be anything from your last nugget of weed to the last handful of pretzels. Once you're done sharing, the amount of x stuff that you don't want to share is set aside to become your persies. Also, the persies is always the best of the best.

Example 1: "yeah I got you on a cupcake fasho but that's it, these last couple are my persies sorry"

Example 2: "my dude hooked it up with all he had left"
"Is it any good?"
"Yeah man he went into his persies for this shit!"

Persies by SayHeyRayyyyyyyyy April 6, 2015

perseeseenammuttu 

A Finnish word describing the ultimate, superlative state of being pissed off. Translates directly as having been shot in the ass, and for unknown etymologic reason, gives the strong impression that the weapon of choice has been shotgun, Street Sweeper, or other product favored by the NRA.

Nordbergerqvist oli taas vittu perseeseenammuttu, mikähän setti sillä oli päällä.

Fuck, mr. Nordbergerqvist was again like someone had shotgunned his ass. Whats the set he was on anyway?

perseeseenammuttu by Heefus-perkele October 23, 2008

John Persse 

A best friend. A boyfriend. Someone who loves his best friend (as a best friend) and feels the need to tell her many many many times when he's black out drunk. He loves a hazy IPA, expensive sushi (even if its not great quality, as long as it's expensive and the ambience is hip), and a swish Patagonia clothing item.

Note from John: "I have a nice butt. It's not too big, it's not to small, but it's kind of nice and perky and people like looking at it."

A classic John knock knock joke:

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there"

"A big dicked, sexy man"

"Oh, come on in John Persse!!!"

John Persse by Poobumhead123404 March 11, 2020