An internet arguement, usually about nothing important, where both parties constantly misunderstand each other due to the inability of the internet to convey emotions. This usually leads to lengthy arguements with no clear winner.
The act of one individual, usualy with slanted or almond shaped eyes, attempting to persuade the conscience of another individual; these actions usually lead to some sort of sexual activity.
Brandon, you hear Lance trying to get with that girl?
Yeah Ashley, thats what you callAsian Persuation.
The instintanious stimulation of asian gland causing panic and euphoria resulting in a dispersal of all bodily fluids through all available escape routes
Will Seymour was introduced the Asian Persuation and feces was released through both eye sockets giving him a chocolate eyeball
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.