Personality Split
When the bottoms of two couples both have split personalities and you proceed to have group sex with them.
Personality Split by Maverickhfx March 21, 2022
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Split personality texter
During a text messaging conversation, a person who is completely different compared to the same person you were just talking to face to face.
During text:
Person A: "Wow I super hate her"
Person B: "Why?"
Person A: "She's so annoying, I'm never hanging with her again."
During real interaction:
Person A is seen hanging out with "annoying" person
Person B: (Wow, what a split personality texter)
Person A: "Wow I super hate her"
Person B: "Why?"
Person A: "She's so annoying, I'm never hanging with her again."
During real interaction:
Person A is seen hanging out with "annoying" person
Person B: (Wow, what a split personality texter)
Split personality texter by SJJS August 10, 2010
split menu personality syndrome
Mary exhibits split menu personality syndrome as she places her drive-thru order, "Umm yes I'd like a Number 3 Value meal, super-sized with a small diet coke...oh yeah and add in an apple turnover"
split menu personality syndrome by Happy Girly of course! February 26, 2010
split pissonality
split pissonality by Da Man July 16, 2004
split parsonality
Where someone acts arrogantly/annoyingly "pious 'n' preachy" ("I'm as honorable as a parson!") when publicly interacting with others, but is in reality a totally selfish/dishonest jerk in his private actions.
I somehow can never develop much respect for some highfalutin nose-in-the-air who claims to be a religious fanatic, but who also cannot appropriately handle even a simple moral-question situation --- talk about a split parsonality!
split parsonality by QuacksO August 7, 2018
Grindset
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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