The quickest a person has ever successfully masturbated. Successful masturbations are for a guy: ejaculation, and for a girl: orgasm.
by Brock Johnson January 4, 2008
Get the personal bestmug. An individual is engaged in a strenuous activity and finds himself/herself in GI distress and on verge of defecating on oneself during said activity; individual still completes activity or event in a respectable time frame or other measurement. Used mostly when referring to athletic endeavor.
Runner: yo bitches I was cruising in my relay race on the A1A and rolling so hard I nearly shit my pants; unfortunately I had to ease up. Still ran a good time, it's my new shitty personal best.
Teammates: you better get yourself to a port a potty ASAP before you actually shit yourself. Just saying.
Teammates: you better get yourself to a port a potty ASAP before you actually shit yourself. Just saying.
by OG Baby Giraffe January 9, 2011
Get the Shitty personal bestmug. by GavWHUFC March 26, 2008
Get the the best personmug. 1. In beauty pageants, the award given to the pathetic and disgusting one to make her feel better about herself.
2. Unfuckable.
2. Unfuckable.
Richard: Who's that ugly-ass woman, and why is she wearing a short skirt?
John: That's Agnes. Ever since she won best personality she's been showing off her "stuff".
John: That's Agnes. Ever since she won best personality she's been showing off her "stuff".
by Keds Man January 31, 2010
Get the Best Personalitymug. The best person is called Josalene. Or str4wberryl0v0. They are very kind and a very big hearted person <3
by pitbullkinie from Tiktok June 8, 2021
Get the the best personmug. 
by ThatOneChildOfGod May 23, 2020
Get the The Best Person in the Worldmug.