The quickest a person has ever successfully masturbated. Successful masturbations are for a guy: ejaculation, and for a girl: orgasm.
Jim started tugging on his weiner 4 seconds before he ejaculated, it was his personal best.
by Brock Johnson December 10, 2007
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An individual is engaged in a strenuous activity and finds himself/herself in GI distress and on verge of defecating on oneself during said activity; individual still completes activity or event in a respectable time frame or other measurement. Used mostly when referring to athletic endeavor.
Runner: yo bitches I was cruising in my relay race on the A1A and rolling so hard I nearly shit my pants; unfortunately I had to ease up. Still ran a good time, it's my new shitty personal best.

Teammates: you better get yourself to a port a potty ASAP before you actually shit yourself. Just saying.
by OG Baby Giraffe January 08, 2011
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1. In beauty pageants, the award given to the pathetic and disgusting one to make her feel better about herself.

2. Unfuckable.
Richard: Who's that ugly-ass woman, and why is she wearing a short skirt?

John: That's Agnes. Ever since she won best personality she's been showing off her "stuff".
by Keds Man January 31, 2010
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