When your dog sleeps in bed between you and your significant other, however the dog sleeps perpendicular to both of you, keeping you both as far away as possible.
“I would like to sleep as close to my fiancé as possible in bed, but our dog sleeps perpendogular so we sleep like three feet apart.”
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I'd have slept well last night, but my dog was constantly laying perpendogular to me so I had no room in the bed.
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