perpendogular 

When your dog sleeps in bed between you and your significant other, however the dog sleeps perpendicular to both of you, keeping you both as far away as possible.

“I would like to sleep as close to my fiancé as possible in bed, but our dog sleeps perpendogular so we sleep like three feet apart.”

perpendogular by NateMaz August 14, 2018

Perpendogular 

Perpendogular is when an adult dog lays on the bed in a perpendicular orientation to which you're laying.

I'd have slept well last night, but my dog was constantly laying perpendogular to me so I had no room in the bed.

Perpendogular by blesker October 26, 2018

perpendicular princess 

A chick that loves to ride up and down on the cock.

Stacey was a real perpendicular princess last night.

perpendicular princess by Jaydog vonSnozen January 9, 2004

Perpendicular Bisector Squared Is Photosynthesis 

Mathematically/Geometrically explains how Photosynthesis works.

Did you know that the Perpendicular Bisector Squared Is Photosynthesis

Perpendicular Bisector Squared Is Photosynthesis by Egg_asyslum April 8, 2019

Perpendicular Shagging 

When you shag someone perpendicularly

"Ichigo knows how to do perpendicular shagging"
"Mate have you seen how Ichigo shags... They say he does it perpendicularly"

Perpendicular Shagging by Rajeesh Mahanti December 29, 2021

Perpendicularbisectedunicellularphotosynthesisingreproductiveasexualcollectiveconsciousness

Its the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosic fusion in bisectors of the photosynthesising ethis of circumlocution in floccinaucinihilipilification of pseudoephedrine in the common equilibrium in the crystalation process in the perpendicular of covalent bonding contrasting the antidisestablishmentarianism theorem.

"I used the Perpendicularbisectedunicellularphotosynthesisingreproductiveasexualcollectiveconsciousness formula to discover the equilibrium of the bisector in the photosynthetic material."

Perpendicularbisectedunicellularphotosynthesisingreproductiveasexualcollectiveconsciousness by USSRISGOOD July 19, 2019

poopy perpendicular 

An act of anal sex in which the penis is never actually inserted into the rectum, but rather the man fucks the woman's butt cheeks in a manner reminiscent of titty fucking.

My girl's got some small titties, so I pulled a poopy perpendicular on her last night!

poopy perpendicular by Kelvin the king November 14, 2006