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mathematically masturbaiting

The act of masturbaiting while looking at numbers. You can do this during math class, maybe while doing some math homework.
Joe: yo, what's nick doing?

Kevin: oh he's just mathematically masturbaiting. He's just trying to get that problem solved.. If ya know what I'm saying ;)

Mathematically Playful 

When a math educator desires to be creative, purposeful, and challenged in teaching or sharing math to the best of their abilities—for example, submitting some math tidbit or irreverent math entry to Urban Dictionary to humanize the most disliked subject in school.
Being mathematically playful might win you a number of fans and friends, but it often triggers an unhealthy climate of envy and jealousy among your fiends and foes, who will serially and wickedly downvote any published math entries at the slightest opportunity, thus immaturely exposing their deep hatred and irrational fear.
Mathematically Playful by MathPlus February 2, 2019

Mathematically Irreverent 

When someone decides to coin a math word or phrase, or to redefine an existing one, without fear of being censured, rebuked, punished, or fired.
Urban Dictionary remains the social platform of choice for mathematically irreverent writers, who just want to sexify or spice the most boring or disliked school subject for millions of students worldwide.
Mathematically Irreverent by MathPlus November 23, 2020

Mathematically Margheritic

(adjective). beautiful and wonderful, and I cannot stress this enough, things that are offered to you only once in your lifetime and will forever be with you ethereal rare
Winter Bear by V is a song that's mathematically margheritic

Mathematical

Of or pertaining to the nature of mathematics.

This can also be used as a figure of speech to describe something that would be considered good or exciting.
To understand many branches of science, one must be well versed in mathematical knowledge.

Dog: Hey, lets go do something fun!

Boy: Mathematical!
Mathematical by Strange Comma July 6, 2010

mathematical dick 

A douchebag, namely one who works in or studies mathematics or a discipline involving mathematics, such as engineering or physics. Originally used in the 1997 movie Good Will Hunting.
Robin Williams: It's not about you, you mathematical dick!
mathematical dick by DeafMilk November 30, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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