Permayhaps 

A mixture of ‘perhaps’ and ‘mayhaps’. Used in situations where you need to one-up someone, usually after they say perhaps.

You: Maybe I will grab some cookies.
Friend: Perhaps.
You: Permayhaps.

Permayhaps by Hyoshi December 10, 2019

Permayhapsbe 

Permayhapsbe is a word that only Skrettin people use because they just wanna be a twat. Pretty much the same as a teacher saying "I dOn'T kNoW cAn YoU?" to a student needing a piss.

Student: Can I go to the toilet?
Teacher: Permayhapsbe.
Student: What a twat...

Permayhapsbe by Spopadoodledoy January 1, 2020

permayhappenchance 

noun / adjective / adverb
A playful and elaborate fusion of "perhaps", "mayhaps", and "perchance", used to express uncertainty or possibility in a whimsically verbose manner. Often used to give an old-timey or humorous feel to modern conversations.

Example:
Person A: "Will you be at the party tonight?"
Person B: "Permayhappenchance, if the stars align and my Netflix binge doesn't ensnare me."

Note: Usage may result in raised eyebrows or chuckles. Use at your own discretion.

permayhappenchance by Kegma1 October 12, 2023

permacaps

the act of carrying on a normal conversation entirely in caps lock.

"oh, hey lees"
"HAAAAAI, WHAT'S UP"
"oh nothing"
"LAWLZ WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING EXCITING ON FRIDAY"
"... why are you in caps lock?"
"OH IT'S PERMACAPS, SORRZ"

permacaps by lees January 26, 2008

Permaybehaps 

A silly and comedic way of saying "perhaps" and "maybe" at the same time.

John: "Hey, how's your day been? Was it good?"

Daniel: "Uh... permaybehaps?"

Permaybehaps by Brainless Maniac January 1, 2025