Permayhapsbe is a word that only Skrettin people use because they just wanna be a twat. Pretty much the same as a teacher saying "I dOn'T kNoW cAn YoU?" to a student needing a piss.
Student: Can I go to the toilet?
Teacher: Permayhapsbe.
Student: What a twat...
noun / adjective / adverb
A playful and elaborate fusion of "perhaps", "mayhaps", and "perchance", used to express uncertainty or possibility in a whimsically verbose manner. Often used to give an old-timey or humorous feel to modern conversations.
Example:
Person A: "Will you be at the party tonight?"
Person B: "Permayhappenchance, if the stars align and my Netflix binge doesn't ensnare me."
Note: Usage mayresult in raised eyebrows or chuckles. Use at your own discretion.
"oh, hey lees"
"HAAAAAI, WHAT'S UP"
"oh nothing"
"LAWLZ WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING EXCITING ON FRIDAY"
"... why are you in caps lock?"
"OH IT'S PERMACAPS, SORRZ"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.