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Permachick

After one year of matrimony, me and the permachick are headed to Bermuda for our second honeymoon.
by Permachick June 2, 2017
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permahickey

A large party, often marked by lavishness and showiness. Derived from two filipino words of varying dialects - pamanhickan and parmalaiyee, both meaning a pre-wedding get together in which the marrying families discuss their input to the wedding, and hence show how much clout they will carry in the family.
The X and Y families will host their permahickey on Thursday, two nights before the wedding.

When used in a broader sense:
There will be a permahickey at Liberty park for all the residents of the barrio Z.
by BoobSano December 28, 2009
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permacock

A girl who has zero down time between boyfriends, or, always has a "cock" in her. Typically associated with beautiful, desirable girls .
It's impossible to date her, she's got permacock.
by adambluekc June 5, 2015
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permaphuck

A particularly bad dose of permalag - persistent jet lag where the traveler shuts down all non-vital functions in order to survive the rest of the journey. Kicks in after ~60 days of back-to-back time zone crossing travel and high-stress meetings. Signs of permaphuck include: exhaustion; extreme anti-social behaviour; and waking up not knowing what continent you are in.

Travelers have been known to survive for weeks in a state of permaphuckedness - by switching to auto-pilot and falling back on learned behaviours. There are however long term side effects: deteriorating health; a trail of broken relationships; an unhealthy awareness of and desire to talk about airport lounges.

Some travelers believe that permaphuckedness is a result of their soul trying to catch up with their physical self.

The use of "phuck" stems both from its use inside corporations where employees are trying to side step the email monitoring algorithms, and on blogs etc where the writer is trying to avoid being listed as a porn site.
I'm so permaphucked I could crawl into a ball and die.

The only way I'm going to ride out this permaphuck is to keep drinking.
by Tokyoite September 11, 2009
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Permashacker

Noun. A sorostitute with which you are in a long term relationship, and thus sleeps at your apartment, house, or fratcastle more than she sleeps at her own sorority house.
Jess - Do you ever sleep in your cold air bed anymore?

Courtney - No, I'm a permashacker at Joey's fraternity. I can't remember the last time I actually slept at our house.
by PeaceLovePartyOn February 20, 2011
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permadick

Phil has become a permadick.
by Alex Demi October 30, 2007
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permalick

When that perm looks so good you gotta lick it.
Kid: that perm looks great.
Lady with perm: thanks! You wanna permalick?
Kid: hell yeah
by Mellamallamadingdomg May 20, 2018
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