A particularly bad dose of permalag - persistent jet lag where the traveler shuts down all non-vital functions in order to survive the rest of the journey. Kicks in after ~60 days of back-to-back time zone crossing travel and high-stress meetings. Signs of permaphuck include: exhaustion; extreme anti-social behaviour; and waking up not knowing what continent you are in.
Travelers have been known to survive for weeks in a state of permaphuckedness - by switching to auto-pilot and falling back on learned behaviours. There are however long term side effects: deteriorating health; a trail of broken relationships; an unhealthy awareness of and desire to talk about airport lounges.
Some travelers believe that permaphuckedness is a result of their soul trying to catch up with their physical self.
The use of "phuck" stems both from its use inside corporations where employees are trying to side step the email monitoring algorithms, and on blogs etc where the writer is trying to avoid being listed as a porn site.
Travelers have been known to survive for weeks in a state of permaphuckedness - by switching to auto-pilot and falling back on learned behaviours. There are however long term side effects: deteriorating health; a trail of broken relationships; an unhealthy awareness of and desire to talk about airport lounges.
Some travelers believe that permaphuckedness is a result of their soul trying to catch up with their physical self.
The use of "phuck" stems both from its use inside corporations where employees are trying to side step the email monitoring algorithms, and on blogs etc where the writer is trying to avoid being listed as a porn site.
I'm so permaphucked I could crawl into a ball and die.
The only way I'm going to ride out this permaphuck is to keep drinking.
The only way I'm going to ride out this permaphuck is to keep drinking.
by Tokyoite September 11, 2009
Get the permaphuck mug.A large party, often marked by lavishness and showiness. Derived from two filipino words of varying dialects - pamanhickan and parmalaiyee, both meaning a pre-wedding get together in which the marrying families discuss their input to the wedding, and hence show how much clout they will carry in the family.
The X and Y families will host their permahickey on Thursday, two nights before the wedding.
When used in a broader sense:
There will be a permahickey at Liberty park for all the residents of the barrio Z.
When used in a broader sense:
There will be a permahickey at Liberty park for all the residents of the barrio Z.
by BoobSano December 28, 2009
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by Eric Zabowski February 2, 2009
Get the Permafucked mug.An adjective that means you do so many drugs that your brain is permanently fried. You forget how to do easy things, like remember to go to class or put your car in park.
Dude A: Hey dude did you see Cody at lunch today?
Dude B: Yeah dude he's been there for three hours and just got detention for skipping class. He's totally permafucked.
Dude B: Yeah dude he's been there for three hours and just got detention for skipping class. He's totally permafucked.
by poolmaster41 April 21, 2009
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Jess - Do you ever sleep in your cold air bed anymore?
Courtney - No, I'm a permashacker at Joey's fraternity. I can't remember the last time I actually slept at our house.
Courtney - No, I'm a permashacker at Joey's fraternity. I can't remember the last time I actually slept at our house.
by PeaceLovePartyOn February 20, 2011
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Guy 1: So how'd your GF know you were cheating? You get ratted out?
Guy 2: No she's got a videotape.
Guy 1: Dude, you're permafucked.
A gangmember rapes a hooker in an alley. Little does he know that the hooker has AIDS. Now he's facing charges of sexual assault, the pimp wants revenge and on top of it all he's gonna die from AIDS in a couple of years. You don't get more permafucked than that.
Guy 2: No she's got a videotape.
Guy 1: Dude, you're permafucked.
A gangmember rapes a hooker in an alley. Little does he know that the hooker has AIDS. Now he's facing charges of sexual assault, the pimp wants revenge and on top of it all he's gonna die from AIDS in a couple of years. You don't get more permafucked than that.
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