Noun,
A serious and often deadly medical condition affecting the vagina, whereby the vaginal canal walls actually fuse together and permanently close. Caused by acute and prolonged voluntary or involuntary sexual abstinence. If treated early, the condition can be reversed with a proceedure known as a Donkeydickotamy in which huge erect penis is repeatedly thrust into the vaginal canal tearing a new opening. This proceedure is long and painful and often requires reconstructive surgery, not usually covered by conventional medical plans.
Mika: "CELEBATE 4LIFE!"
Hector: "I hope you'restillputting things in there on occasion to make sure your vagina doesn't permashut."
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.