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Caffe Pergolesi 

A hot spot for hipsters. Affectionately called "pergs", "pergos", or "Doctor Millers". Usually inhabited by hippies and trendily dressed kids who ride bikes and are usually seen with a cigarette in hand, along with some form of tea, Italian soda, or coffee. Most of the teen population doesn't go to public school, either is Independent studies, homeschooled, charter school, or just isn't in the system for school. People spend hours sitting in this place feeling cool with their books, laptops, or newspapers, iPods blasting bands like the Blood Brothers, Animal Collective, Neutral Milk Hotel, Sheena, CocoRosie, and Blonde Redhead.
Everyone knows everyone, and everyone else is better than you.
Hey, after the show you want to coffee at Caffe Pergolesi? I hear *insert local band* is playing tonight.
Caffe Pergolesi by Emma Macy June 1, 2007
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periodesia 

The complete inability to remember the date of one's last period, most often coinciding with the moment one begins to question if one is pregnant.
She thought she was being funny when she asked, "Well you couldn't be PREGNANT, could you?!" but it sent me into a fit of periodesia.
periodesia by LilaMcD January 9, 2009

Percolsin 

Percolsin is a very very hot female like omg absman and eveyrone in warpys server simp for her!!! so hot and swag 😍😍🔥🔥😍 i like percolsin!!! 19491..+.0*%0,:,:,£7£8@+4@:8£:4#'+]¢5&2%1مصطتصطهثبخيصنيصت
Absman: yo
Unubun: yo
Absman: ajsgshkashh-
*Percolsin joins the chat*
Absman: OMG HOTTEST PERON ON ERATH OMG AHHH😍😍😍 PERCO!!!!
Percolsin: hi uwuwuwuwu
Unubun: OMG ETF PERCOLSIN!!! YOURE DO HOT AND AWESOME YOURE SO HOTTT!!!!!!

Percolsin:привет унубун увувувувувуву
Percolsin by unubun April 4, 2021

pergolezzie 

A lesbian who frequents Caffe Pergolesi, a popular hipster/homo haven in Santa Cruz, CA.
Want to get some coffee and maybe hit on a few Pergolezzies?
pergolezzie by ®© March 21, 2007

pergoliti 

a father to alessio pizzo
and refuses to go to the dinner dance with him
no alessio i anthony pergoliti will not go with you
pergoliti by brycegay May 26, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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