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Main character of the 2023 indie game Pizza Tower. Peppino Spaghetti is an Italian chef and presumed war veteran running a failing pizzeria and capable of beating the absolute shit out of anybody with his cartoonish, superhuman abilities fuelled by his anxiety and rage.
"Dude, my friend just told me they're $950 in debt and a giant floating pizza with a face told them that they have 24 hours before the pizza drrrropllllets hit their fucking house, they're just like Peppino I wish I was them"
Peppino by Point36 February 13, 2023
Simply put, a tiny penis. It is like a chode but not fat. Its just a hair bigger than a micro penis.
(You have a peppini. ) (You are a peppini. )( Whoa, that's a peppini if I ever saw one.)

Peppino Spaghetti 

funny pizza tower man, owns a pretty darn good pizza restaurant.
Pizzaface ain't got nothing on the pizza served up by Peppino Spaghetti.
Peppino Spaghetti by Derpdart March 13, 2023

Fanny like Mary Poppins' bag 

A fanny which appears smaller on the outside than the inside. A very perceiving growler. A very spacious vagina.
Thought she was a standard one but nahh she had a fanny like Mary Poppins' bag

The Mary Poppins

The action of inserting an umbrella into one's arsehole and opening it to full capacity whilst inside their being.
Karen complained to the manager after her umbrella broke from doing The Mary Poppins too much.

Briggsy Poppins 

A gay stage musical starring arty dwarf Briggsy as a flying homosexual nanny. Most notable for the pornographic scene in which Briggsy penetrates the camp cockney chimney-sweep with his umbrella.
Briggsy Poppins? Worst musical since "Gay Jizzerables"
Briggsy Poppins by Gordy Frigmahole December 23, 2006