Pentimento 

The specific act of tripping/hitting your foot against a Dog, or another furry animal.

Guy (to other guy): "Freakin' Heck, I just totally pentimentoed on that dog there."

Pentimento by TheGuyThatsRightBehindYou September 15, 2010

Pentamento 

a blog about pens and poetry

Pentamento a play on words for "pens"

Pentamento by Ontheroad December 23, 2008

partimento 

A sexy form of piano that grants instant composition and boosts your sexual prowess. Chords are set from a basso continuo. Scientific research proves that playing partimento will you increase your attractiveness and penis/breast size

To elevate your sexual prowess to a significant other, simply play the partimento Rule Of The Octave and they will fuck you instantly.

partimento by Sucker 2683739 March 8, 2022

Pestimental

An adjective used to describe the qualities of oneself, were they ones of a pug. -Pes is a prefix that means 'pug.'

"That dog, albeit it wasn't a pug, had some rather pestimental qualities.

Pestimental by Boar1 April 16, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019