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Pennypacker 

1. A male, ranging in height from 5’5 to 5’8, who is submissive to their wife’s demands.

2. One who lacks yeets.
“I don’t think Josh is coming tonight, Jenn told him no. He’s such a pennypacker.”
Pennypacker by Condog Twitty August 12, 2021

Pennywhiskers  

The jocular act of sprinkling the pubic hairs from a crimson haired individual in, onto, or around the face and or hair of an unsuspecting victim. This action is best performed with the hairs from a pure ginger onto the face of a dark-haired italian with facial hair, but the definition is flexible. The term "pennywhiskers" may only be applied when using the hairs of an indiviual with some form of a "fire crotch" and when said hairs are being placed on a unwilling victim. The term originates from the color of the American monetary value of the "penny", which consists of copper, a reddish conductive metal, and the old English term for facial hair, "whiskers."
HAHAHA, John just gave Nick Pennywhiskers by dispersing his bountiful fire-crotch harvest on that dumbass' face.

H.E. Pennypacker 

(Seinfeld) An alias used by Kramer. Wealthy industrialist, and philanthropist. He also used this alias to gain access to to the same apartment for sale as Kel Varnsen did during the Puerto Rican Day Parade. His need to gain access to the apartment was to use the bathroom. Another notable appearance in the apartment was Art Vandelay.
"You've screwed me for the last time Pennypacker."
H.E. Pennypacker by matkillah April 21, 2004

pettywhacker 

he sent his pettywhacker on snapchat.

Blanca pennypacker

A bull wrestler from new zealand ... Nuff said
Man! hes wrestling that bull like a Blanca Pennypacker !

hes from new zealand maybe hes a Blanca Pennypacker!

peniwhacker 

Someone who whacks off any random penis thats put before them with out asking any questions
My goodness you are a great peniwhacker.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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