Pennywhacker

A person who acts like a dick and is very irritating

Blake is such a pennywhacker

Pennywhacker by Spookyassteen October 21, 2018

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Pennypacker

1. A male, ranging in height from 5’5 to 5’8, who is submissive to their wife’s demands.

2. One who lacks yeets.

“I don’t think Josh is coming tonight, Jenn told him no. He’s such a pennypacker.”

Pennypacker by Condog Twitty August 12, 2021

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Pennywhiskers

The jocular act of sprinkling the pubic hairs from a crimson haired individual in, onto, or around the face and or hair of an unsuspecting victim. This action is best performed with the hairs from a pure ginger onto the face of a dark-haired italian with facial hair, but the definition is flexible. The term "pennywhiskers" may only be applied when using the hairs of an indiviual with some form of a "fire crotch" and when said hairs are being placed on a unwilling victim. The term originates from the color of the American monetary value of the "penny", which consists of copper, a reddish conductive metal, and the old English term for facial hair, "whiskers."

HAHAHA, John just gave Nick Pennywhiskers by dispersing his bountiful fire-crotch harvest on that dumbass' face.

Pennywhiskers by Dr. Magnus Steel May 11, 2008

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H.E. Pennypacker

(Seinfeld) An alias used by Kramer. Wealthy industrialist, and philanthropist. He also used this alias to gain access to to the same apartment for sale as Kel Varnsen did during the Puerto Rican Day Parade. His need to gain access to the apartment was to use the bathroom. Another notable appearance in the apartment was Art Vandelay.

"You've screwed me for the last time Pennypacker."

H.E. Pennypacker by matkillah April 21, 2004