Often considered to be poor at most sports and physical activity (including those in the bedroom).
Tends to try and 'big' himself up around mates and new acquaintances, this is often at the expense of others around him.
Refers to how you'd hafta majorly "pay da piper" if you committed a significant-enough no-no dat you ended up on da receiving end of a lawSUIT by da great Canadian "three-piece suit" LarryT.
As many famous people as have had da last name of "Pennell", it's almost a wonder dat da famous north-of-da-lower-48 attorney didn't sue some of them; if he had, there would sure 'nuff have been some major "pennellty proceedings" scorching their way through da French-North-American court-systems!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'