Pennsylvania tea 

A tea made with a heavy flow used tampon and hot water. Pour boiling water in a tea cup and instead of throwing the tampon away after use, you pluck it out of the vagina slowly as to not waste any blood. Place the used tampon in the hot water for 3-5 minutes and enjoy.

I went to engage in coitus with a harlot but she started her period, so instead we both enjoyed a nice cup of Pennsylvania tea.

Pennsylvania tea by The Proud Harlot November 30, 2021

Pennsylvania Sweet Tea

When having sex with a woman you drag your scrotum across her face, cum on it then sprinkle some Splenda in there.

I hooked up with my side hoe the other night and gave her the Pennsylvania sweet tea.

Pennsylvania Sweet Tea by Oliver Holes September 19, 2021

Pennsylvania's Team 

The Pittsburgh Steelers! They have won more superbowls and more AFC championships than any other team in NFL history. Favored in 95% of PA, most Pennsylvanians don't even know that PA has 2 NFL teams.

If the Cowgirls are "America's Team," the Steelers are "Pennsylvania's team."

Pennsylvania's Team by dickfitzentite January 27, 2011

Pennsylvania's OTHER team 

The Philadelphia Eagles. Largely forgotten about in most of PA. A rather invisible team with no trophies or bragging rights. A team that truly always chokes at the last minute. Should be purchased as a farm team for the Pennsylvania Steelers.

Michael Vick was given probation by being forced to play for Pennsylvania's OTHER team.

Pennsylvania's OTHER team by dickfitzentite February 24, 2011