Penisium
An element discovered on February 22, 2012 while working on Chemistry. The color of this element generally corelates with its size. Penisium of the black variety is the largest known, while Penisium of the white variety is average size. It has yet to be discovered in Asia. Penisium deteriorates and loses density over time. Occasionally, it extremely hardens for 10-20 minutes when it comes in contact with vagisium. It will shrink in cold temperatures and will shrink when it's mixed with anabolic steroids. When mixed with vagisium, it will produce cumisium. When thouroughly mixed with vagisium, it'll produce babyisium.
Penisium by Dr. Master Bates May 2, 2012
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