Penisium

An element discovered on February 22, 2012 while working on Chemistry. The color of this element generally corelates with its size. Penisium of the black variety is the largest known, while Penisium of the white variety is average size. It has yet to be discovered in Asia. Penisium deteriorates and loses density over time. Occasionally, it extremely hardens for 10-20 minutes when it comes in contact with vagisium. It will shrink in cold temperatures and will shrink when it's mixed with anabolic steroids. When mixed with vagisium, it will produce cumisium. When thouroughly mixed with vagisium, it'll produce babyisium.

A mother and father will mix penisium with vagisium to produce babyisium.

by Dr. Master Bates May 2, 2012

Penisdump

A Place where you go to recycle your used dildos. Responsibly.

''Where can I throw my dildo?'' ''The penisdump!''

by GG_HotBabe July 17, 2012

Penisism

1. rule or domination by a the person with the largest penis.

2. a political system, state, etc. dominated by the person with the largest penis.

3. a way of determining order by the size of the penis of the participants.

Allan: So, who gets to go first ?
Bob: Definitely me, by right of penisism.
Allan: Huh ?
Bob: My penis is way bigger than yours Allan.
Allan: ...

by Ragnarok7000 October 29, 2009

Penisimo

how epic gamers say penis in Italian

haha my penisimo is a very nice
- Gandhi

by Absolute fucking Bean May 13, 2019

peniscum

why the fuck did you look this shit up

Hey do you want some peniscum?

by shrekery October 8, 2019

#penispump

name of the extrememly popular and revolutionary IRC channel on the efnet network.

i like to spend my friday nights in #penispump.

by rexxard October 22, 2006

penisinmybooty

fuck me argh

defined thot:fuck me so hard papi:ALRIGHT BET;) IL CUM IN UR ASS thats why our bones are white penisinmybooty means that u get a males big ass dick then us stick it in ur ass

by PENXPY December 8, 2020