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An element discovered on February 22, 2012 while working on Chemistry. The color of this element generally corelates with its size. Penisium of the black variety is the largest known, while Penisium of the white variety is average size. It has yet to be discovered in Asia. Penisium deteriorates and loses density over time. Occasionally, it extremely hardens for 10-20 minutes when it comes in contact with vagisium. It will shrink in cold temperatures and will shrink when it's mixed with anabolic steroids. When mixed with vagisium, it will produce cumisium. When thouroughly mixed with vagisium, it'll produce babyisium.
A mother and father will mix penisium with vagisium to produce babyisium.
Penisium by Dr. Master Bates May 2, 2012
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Penisdump 

A Place where you go to recycle your used dildos. Responsibly.
''Where can I throw my dildo?'' ''The penisdump!''
Penisdump by GG_HotBabe July 17, 2012

Penisism 

1. rule or domination by a the person with the largest penis.

2. a political system, state, etc. dominated by the person with the largest penis.

3. a way of determining order by the size of the penis of the participants.
Allan: So, who gets to go first ?
Bob: Definitely me, by right of penisism.
Allan: Huh ?
Bob: My penis is way bigger than yours Allan.
Allan: ...
Penisism by Ragnarok7000 October 29, 2009

Penisimo 

how epic gamers say penis in Italian
haha my penisimo is a very nice
- Gandhi

peniscum 

why the fuck did you look this shit up
Hey do you want some peniscum?
peniscum by shrekery October 8, 2019

penisinmybooty 

defined thot:fuck me so hard papi:ALRIGHT BET;) IL CUM IN UR ASS thats why our bones are white penisinmybooty means that u get a males big ass dick then us stick it in ur ass
penisinmybooty by PENXPY December 8, 2020

PenisPump 

Suction device for male enlargement!
Suckerfish me PenisPump!
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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