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penis lord

by Dank Definitions January 8, 2018
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penis lord

the most mentally disabled form of a human being a.k.a. dremu
Dude 1: LOOK! He's boutta eat a fuel tank!
Dude 2: Is this the penis lord?
by dremu May 30, 2020
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Penis lord

A individual known by many for his amazingly enormous dick.
by dp_nx March 21, 2021
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penis lord of scum

Drunken horny loser who thinks he's a babe magnet.

Arises when you mistakenly think the women are interested in you because YOU are drunk (and they are not impressed)

Also, when the beer has made you hyper, and you cannot stop moving/dancing/laughing at every stupid thing. This is the stage where cows get tipped, stuff gets broken, neighbors complain and you get thrown out of public places.
1-Radar was totally in Penis Lord of Scum-mode after swilling trashcan punch at the aloha party, and we have pictures

2-"I am the Penis Lord of Scum. Kneel before me" (said to bikin clad baes momenst before their boyfriends throw you off a balcony)
by Messenger Puppet June 21, 2004
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Penislore

Any knowledge regarding the male member that females are not aware of, simply because they do not have one.
Female: "Why do you keep adjusting yourself?"
Male: "You wouldn't understand. You don't understand penislore."
by D'Landlord February 24, 2009
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penisload

a penisload is the amount of sour creme that cums out when you squeeze a taco bell burrito
Oh shoot! This taco just spilled a penisload all over my mouth.
by peanut butter bryan October 17, 2013
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I LOVE CUM sdhfjkdbgdklgmdgb
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by Hahaplop123 November 11, 2023
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