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hockey penis

athletes with the biggest dicks but nobody knows it
him and his teammates all have hockey penises
hockey penis by Yourboicolinn October 16, 2016

hockey puck penis

a penis that is round like a hockey puck and is similar to a chode but way fatter and green.
"Woah! Kai has a hockey puck penis!"

penis hickey 

A penis hickey is a hematoma of any size and any shape on the penis caused by rough oral action.
Fuck, my girl gave me a penis hickey!
Wow dude, you're one lucky bastard!
Yea I know man, I ain't complaining
penis hickey by Sharkgirl84 July 25, 2010

Hocky Penis 

Penis that is found in it's natural habitat, the ice rink. Many female hockey players and fans dwell over this species of penis in hopes they may see it. Most hockey penis is outdated though, meaning its old and wrinkly.
Hocky Penis by GuessWho October 13, 2003

Penisjockey 

homosexual man riding someone wearing an arab-strap.
When we play 'horsie', I am the penisjockey
Penisjockey by LesbianKingUK June 21, 2008

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026