Penis hockey

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To play hockey with ones penis.

Slapping a hockey puck with ones penis. Penis Hockey.

Penis hockey by Bradvmik August 2, 2006

Words you can keep

hockey penis

athletes with the biggest dicks but nobody knows it

him and his teammates all have hockey penises

hockey penis by Yourboicolinn October 16, 2016

Related Words

Penis hockey • hockey penis • hockey puck penis • penis hickey • Hocky Penis • penis jockey • penis • penis wrinkle • penis fly trap • penis envy

hockey puck penis

a penis that is round like a hockey puck and is similar to a chode but way fatter and green.

"Woah! Kai has a hockey puck penis!"

hockey puck penis by Glizzyglobber March 20, 2023

penis hickey

A penis hickey is a hematoma of any size and any shape on the penis caused by rough oral action.

Fuck, my girl gave me a penis hickey!
Wow dude, you're one lucky bastard!
Yea I know man, I ain't complaining

penis hickey by Sharkgirl84 July 25, 2010

Hocky Penis

Penis that is found in it's natural habitat, the ice rink. Many female hockey players and fans dwell over this species of penis in hopes they may see it. Most hockey penis is outdated though, meaning its old and wrinkly.

Look at that hockey penis, too bad it's steve's.

Hocky Penis by GuessWho October 13, 2003

Penisjockey

homosexual man riding someone wearing an arab-strap.

When we play 'horsie', I am the penisjockey

Penisjockey by LesbianKingUK June 21, 2008

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026