Penis flu
Penis flu by ToriSummars September 6, 2019
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Penis Flu
Combination of , semen , feces, and snot like a textured stomach, chunky, potent, pungent, smelling like substance that irrupt out of the volcano, like penis shaft , causing the penis, head to hang open. It is caused from anal, anal, anal sex usually it during German potato salad night and buck fucking after dinner or taco night pack in the tip of the penis with sauerkraut and digested potato salad material from the rectum from the animal plans remain soft and throw up every half an hour until all the sauerkraut is thrown up out of the penis May be used on hot dogs .
I’m doing a welfare check at the house hold of Rick and Cheryl I noticed that Ricks penis look like a volcano and it was vomiting from the tip, all over in the room with sauerkraut .. the penis flu Cheryl yelled he has the penis flu
Penis Flu by FkErrrrBODY13 June 4, 2023
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Penis fluff.
When you get fluff and fabrics from your under wear on your penis and you celan it in the shower and a minute later its back! It wont go away!!!
Mark: Hey jane, i got some penis fluff.
(JK the poofter intervenes)
JK:Want me to suck it off for you????
(JK the poofter intervenes)
JK:Want me to suck it off for you????
Penis fluff. by Stephencame2ndinthewankingcomp December 29, 2009
Fluffy-dickle-penis
That time of day when the sun sets / rises and the clouds and sky turn that lovely shade of pink. This term can also be used to name that color of pink. Not just the specific time.
Fluffy-dickle-penis by discarded June 17, 2016
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