Penis Slogan 

Penis Slogan: {pee-nis sloh-guhn} (N.) Any original slogan, phrase, or aspect of pop culture that has been tweaked and modified, carefully inserting the Penis, to create a satisfying new rendition of the original.

Some Penis Slogans:
1. It's one small step for man... One giant Penis for mankind
2. Capital One, whats in your Penis?
3. The 40 Year Old Penis
4. Penis, It’s what’s for dinner!
5. The Good, the Bad, and the Penis
6. Sprite. Obey your Penis.
7. To Penis or not to Penis? That's the question.
8. Give me Penis, or give me death!
9. I swear to give the Penis, the whole Penis, and nothing but the Penis.
10. Honey I shrunk the Penis!
11. A Penis a day keeps the doctor away!
12. Papa John’s: Better ingredients, better Penis
13. James and the Giant Penis.
14. Hungry? Why wait? Grab a Penis!
15. Snow white and the seven Penises
16. Where's the cream filling? Penis, now that's the stuff
17. Skittles - taste the Penis
18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Penis?
19. Subway, eat Penis!
20. I’m Cuckoo for Coco-Penis!
21. There is no wrong way, to eat a Penis.
22. Think outside the Penis
23. White Penis: What you Crave!
24. America's next top Penis.
25. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Penis
26. Like a good neighbor, Penis is there.
27. You can’t catch me lucky Penis!
28. Pay no attention to the man behind the Penis!
29. Ask not what your Penis can do for you-- ask what you can do for your Penis.

Penis Slogan by crazylegs123 January 19, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012